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Screenplay by moi… Credits here
INT. THE SPY ACADEMY OF NEPTUNE – AFTERNOON
Arrogant Steak Eater MR. GISH TONG is arguing with Intelligent Professional Fox Mascot/Xerean Model/Amateur Yodeler MS. STELLA WOODBROOKES. GISH tries to hug STELLA but he shakes him off.
GISH
Please Stella, don’t leave me.
STELLA
I’m sorry Gish, but I’m looking for somebody a bit more brave. Somebody who faces his fears head on, instead of running away.
GISH
I am such a person!
STELLA frowns.
STELLA
I’m sorry, Gish. I just don’t feel excited by this relationship anymore.
STELLA leaves.
GISH sits down, looking defeated.
Moments later, Beautiful nerd MR. ROY JR. CHANG barges in looking flustered.
GISH
Goodness, Roy Jr.! Is everything okay?
ROY JR.
I’m afraid not.
GISH
What is it? Don’t keep me in suspense…
ROY JR.
It’s … a magical turd … I saw an evil magical turd obliviate a bunch of Stella fans!
GISH
Defenseless Stella fans?
ROY JR.
Yes, defenseless Stella fans!
GISH
Bloomin’ heck, Roy Jr.! We’ve got to do something.
ROY JR.
I agree, but I wouldn’t know where to start.
GISH
You can start by telling me where this happened.
ROY JR.
I was…
ROY JR. fans himself and begins to wheeze.
GISH
Focus Roy Jr., focus! Where did it happen?
ROY JR.
Xerious! That’s right – Xerious!
GISH springs up and begins to run.
EXT. A ROAD – CONTINUOUS
GISH rushes along the street, followed by ROY JR.. They take a short cut through some back gardens, jumping fences along the way.
INT. XERIOUS – SHORTLY AFTER
SERENITY WOODBROOKES a zoik magical turd terrorises two Stella fans.
GISH, closely followed by ROY JR., rushes towards SERENITY, but suddenly stops in his tracks.
ROY JR.
What is is? What’s the matter?
GISH
That’s not just any old magical turd, that’s Serenity Woodbrookes!
ROY JR.
Who’s Serenity Woodbrookes?
GISH
Who’s Serenity Woodbrookes? Who’s Serenity Woodbrookes? Only the most magical turd in the universe!
ROY JR.
Blinkin’ knickers, Gish! We’re going to need some help if we’re going to stop the most magical turd in the universe!
GISH
You can say that again.
ROY JR.
Blinkin’ knickers, Gish! We’re going to need some help if we’re going to stop the most magical turd in the universe!
GISH
I’m going to need the holy toilet, lots of the holy toilet.
Serenity turns and sees Gish and Roy Jr.. She grins an evil grin.
SERENITY
Gish Tong, we meet again.
ROY JR.
You’ve met?
GISH
Yes. It was a long, long time ago…
EXT. A PARK – BACK IN TIME
A young GISH is sitting in a park listening to some heavy metal music, when suddenly a dark shadow casts over him.
He looks up and sees SERENITY. He takes off his headphones.
SERENITY
Would you like some green apple soda?
GISH’s eyes light up, but then he studies SERENITY more closely, and looks uneasy.
GISH
I don’t know, you look kind of .
SERENITY
Me? No. I’m not . I’m the least magical turd in the world.
GISH
Wait, you’re a magical turd?
GISH runs away, screaming.
INT. XERIOUS – PRESENT DAY
SERENITY
You were a coward then, and you are a coward now.
ROY JR.
(To GISH) You ran away?
GISH
(To ROY JR.) I was a young child. What was I supposed to do?
GISH turns to SERENITY.
GISH
I may have run away from you then, but I won’t run away this time!
GISH runs away.
He turns back and shouts.
GISH
I mean, I am running away, but I’ll be back – with the holy toilet.
SERENITY
I’m not scared of you.
GISH
You should be.
INT. EARTH – LATER THAT DAY
GISH and ROY JR. walk around searching for something.
GISH
I feel sure I left my the holy toilet somewhere around here.
ROY JR.
Are you sure? It does seem like an odd place to keep deadly the holy toilet.
GISH
You know nothing Roy Jr. Chang.
ROY JR.
We’ve been searching for ages. I really don’t think they’re here.
Suddenly, SERENITY appears, holding a pair of the holy toilet.
SERENITY
Looking for something?
ROY JR.
Crikey, Gish, she’s got your the holy toilet.
GISH
Tell me something I don’t already know!
ROY JR.
The earth’s circumference at the equator is about 40,075 km.
GISH
I know that already!
ROY JR.
I love Stella.
SERENITY
(appalled) Dude!
While SERENITY is looking at ROY JR. with disgust, GISH lunges forward and grabs his deadly the holy toilet. He wields them, triumphantly.
GISH
Prepare to die, you Koala meat!
SERENITY
No please! All I did was obliviate a bunch of Stella fans!
STELLA enters, unseen by any of the others.
GISH
I cannot tolerate that kind of behaviour! Those Stella fans were defenceless! Well now they have a defender – and that’s me! Gish Tong defender of innocent Stella fans.
SERENITY
Don’t hurt me! Please!
GISH
Give me one good reason why I shouldn’t use these the holy toilet on you right away!
SERENITY
Because Gish, I am your mother.
GISH looks stunned for a few moments, but then collects himself.
GISH
No you’re not!
SERENITY
Ah well, it had to be worth a try.
SERENITY tries to grab the the holy toilet but GISH dodges out of the way.
GISH
Who’s the mummy now? Huh? Huh?
Unexpectedly, SERENITY slumps to the ground.
ROY JR.
Did she just faint?
GISH
I think so. Well that’s disappointing. I was rather hoping for a more dramatic conclusion, involving my deadly the holy toilet.
GISH crouches over SERENITY’s body.
ROY JR.
Be careful, Gish. It could be a trick.
GISH
No, it’s not a trick. It appears that… It would seem… Serenity Woodbrookes is dead!
GISH
What?
GISH
Yes, it appears that I scared her to death.
ROY JR. claps his hands.
ROY JR.
So your the holy toilet did save the day, after all.
STELLA steps forward.
STELLA
Is it true? Did you kill the magical turd?
GISH
Stella how long have you been…?
STELLA puts his arm around GISH.
STELLA
Long enough.
GISH
Then you saw it for yourself. I killed Serenity Woodbrookes.
STELLA
Then the Stella fans are safe?
GISH
It does seem that way!
A crowd of vulnerable Stella fans enter, looking relived.
STELLA
You are their hero.
The Stella fans bow to GISH.
GISH
There is no need to bow to me. I seek no worship. The knowledge that Serenity Woodbrookes will never obliviate Stella fans ever again, is enough for me.
STELLA
You are humble as well as brave!
One of the Stella fans passes GISH a porcelain the holy toilet
STELLA
I think they want you to have it, as a symbol of their gratitude.
GISH
I couldn’t possibly.
Pause.
GISH
Well, if you insist.
GISH takes the the holy toilet.
GISH
Thank you.
The Stella fans bow their heads once more, and leave.
GISH turns to STELLA.
GISH
Does this mean you want me back?
STELLA
Oh, Gish, of course I want you back!
GISH smiles for a few seconds, but then looks defiant.
GISH
Well you can’t have me.
STELLA
WHAT?
GISH
You had no faith in me. You had to see my scare a magical turd to death before you would believe in me. I don’t want a lover like that.
STELLA
But…
GISH
Please leave. I want to spend time with the one person who stayed with me through thick and thin – my best friend, Roy Jr..
ROY JR. grins.
STELLA
But…
ROY JR.
You heard the gentleman. Now be off with you. Skidaddle! Shoo!
STELLA
Gish?
GISH
I’m sorry Stella, but I think you should skidaddle.
STELLA leaves.
ROY JR. turns to GISH.
ROY JR.
Did you mean that? You know … that I’m your best friend?
GISH
Of course you are!
The two walk off arm in arm.
Suddenly ROY JR. stops.
ROY JR.
When I said I love Stella, you know I was just trying to distract the magical turd don’t you?
THE END